This isn't the first time I've posted about the moskau dance, and lol, despite it having nothing do with Suzumiya Haruhi originally. But still, I wanted to do this. The other time I hadn't had the lyrics, but now I do. >D

The Youtube up there is for your reference to the song. Go watch it nao!


Moskau

Moskau,
Enter the Hymen Store,
Two men are scorched and burned,
Kite me a sign.

Moskau,
Don't worry Bill is dead,
There lies the toy opened,
Indians are high.

*They're sucking dick,
Hey, they let you play, son,
If they show up, up, time to be served,
Somebody, hey, hey, look at this ladel,
'Cause I'm going through the hay to your home!

Moskau, Moskau,
Billy is a handyman,
Porcelain is the surest plan,
Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Dinar Steller is too lose,
Castro, it's the time to lose,
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Please respect the caviar,
Rangers end up pissed in tar,
Wo-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Come and dance and love the fish,
Mister Disco summoned it,
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!**

Moskau......
la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Wo-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moskau......
la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha...

Wo......

Moskau, Moskau...

Moskau, Moskau,
Don't you think I'm cool in tights?
'Cause it's made of yarn and hide,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Page is in the Naga's Lair,
Dokken yelled out, "It's not fair!"
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Repeat from * till **